THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE
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people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
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What Turning Forty Means to Me: I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do. (Bossypants, 2011)
Happy 43rd Birthday Elizabeth Stamatina Fey
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Alter Egos
Illustrated by Coran “Kizer” Stone
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That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
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